15 things I learned this weekend

15 things I learned  this weekend

1- Never tell your children to hurry because you need to pee. They will be as slow as humanly possible, run from you and laugh while you are doing the infamous "pee pee dance"

2- Dodge ball in the house is a horrible idea. Things will get broken.

3-Hiding behind the kids does not stop my husband from squirting me with a water gun.

4-If your kids get extremely quiet, then you hear a 3 year old yell "charge!!" Duck and cover. Seriously DUCK AND COVER!

5-If your kid has an explosive diapers, one of those that the poo goes all the way to their arm pits, just stick them in the shower and hose them down. Easiest way possible.

6- I think I am a little bit in love with Jase from Duck Dynasty.

7- A 1 year old that's teething plus a runny nose that's eating a ring pop is disgusting. Sticky snot and drool everywhere.

8- When playing hide and seek never ever hide in a confined space with kid #1. He will fart every single time.

9- Kid #2 is  entirely to clingy. I think he would be happy if he was permanently attached to my hip.

10- According to #1 it is fine to go out on the front porch in cowboy boots, superman undies, his little brothers t-shirt, while carrying a plastic Nerf gun, and tell the neighbors he is a cowboy.

11- If you are extremely pale DO NOT try to use the lotion that is supposed to gradually tan you. You will be orange.

12- #1 will yell "HI!" and wave at the neighbors while pissing off the front porch.

13- If you have a belly ring in, DO NOT lean against a plastic slide. It will get stuck and almost rip out.

14- If I take 2 Hydroxycut I suddenly have the motivation to clean my ENTIRE house. Twice.

15- Don't trust a 3 year old if he informs you he is a big boy and doesn't need to wear a pull-up to bed.

Overall it was a great weekend . My kids are hilarious and I wouldn't trade their crazyness for anything in the world.

I've been a slacker lately....

So, for the past few weeks I have been seriously slacking on writing/reading blogs. I figured its about time for a little update.

Earlier this month was #1's 3rd birthday. I can't believe he's already 3. He should NOT be getting big this fast. I told him this, and he informed me that he would still give me "much luvins" when he turns into a big boy. Made me cry. He can be such a sweetie some times.....We had to do the whole birthday party thing. He is a major Mickey Mouse fan so that was the theme this year. The party went good. I conned my friend into doing face painting for the kiddos, and she ended up being painted from head to toe. It was hilarious. She is entirely to nice to those little rug rats. Big plus was the mother in law (DEMON WOMAN) only managed to piss me off a few times that day, and I refrained from shoving a cupcake in her face....go me! Anyways, he had a lot of fun, and I didn't loose my shit so I consider it a win. 

Thanks to my dad he wanted a hamster for his birthday. We already have 3 outside dogs, 2 inside dogs, a cat and fish. I'm going to start my own zoo. I'll admit my kids are just slightly spoiled, so needless to say he got the hamster. He absolutely LOVES that little rat. (She pissed all over my hand the first time I even held her) Well, after about a week the hamster gets the wet tail....which apparently is the shits for rodents. Eck.....it is nasty. So, she is currently back at Pet Smart being treated. He insists that I call and check on her EVERY DAY! I'm sure the people that work there think I'm insane. Oh, well!

So, yea....every things been semi boring lately. Not much to write about. I still haven't lost any weight for vacation.....P90X is still evil. That about covers it for now.